don’t use a fork
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
One time I was fighting with my girlfriend and I said something that hit a little too close to home and she said wait hold on let me do an impression of your dad and walked out the door and I was hurt and speechless and I think she won that one
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
Damn, him on We Heart It